November 23, 2017
Dumb-Ass Lists: Five Real Trump Toys for Tots
READ TIME: 6 MIN.
Who knew a year ago when the Trump campaign peddled a Make America Great Again hat ornament as a way to offset the cost of the inauguration that an entire torrent of Trump-related merchandise would end up being unleashed on children?
With the holidays around the corner, Trump fans and foes alike (as well as the Trump organization itself) are cashing in on the holiday action. However, unlike last season which focused on the iconic MAGA hat (priced originally at $150, now selling for $45), this year they seem to be targeting kids with a variety of Trump toys and even infant wear.
EDGE scoured the internet to find the five scariest items a tot could find under the tree this year.
Trump Gold Coin Piggy Bank
Also perfect for holding rubles.
Only $25 at the Trump Store
Baby Bib
Great for those late night Twitter tantrums.
Only $25 at the Trump Store
Toy Trump Train
A bonafide Loco Motive
$79 from the Bradford Exchange
The Trumpy Bear
Ready to maul you with nationalism.
Two easy online payments of $19.95
Pull My Finger POTUS Farting Trump Doll
Go from tweeting to tooting with just one tug of his finger.
Only $19.95 on Amazon
